I don’t understand why you ask me to babysit for you at 8pm when you don’t have to leave til 9pm. And to top it off you call me 5 min to 8 and tell me you’re running late (they’re not home) so take my time getting there. Sorry dude I’m already here. It’s now 9:16pm and you’re still not here. Thank God I’m in the house and not in my car. Fuckin a you’re getting billed for my time.
- Crush on someone you don’t know very well
- Spend time with them
- Realize that maybe you two should remain friends because of reasons, mostly because it is obvious that they will never see you in the way that you see them.
- Stay friends, Deal with it.
- The End
No big deal,bro

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The new owner said this is my last week. Sometimes I hate that I’m so nice and respectful. Why? Cause I should’ve left 3wks ago when I had that gut feeling that told me not to believe the words that were coming out of this guys mouth. But I stayed cause my parents were still here and I didn’t want to make work harder for them. Today was their last day. Fuck working the rest of the week. Give me my paycheck and go fuck yourself.
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LIKE A BOSS
favorite scene.
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I have to take a dump at a friends house.
An overplayed concept, but it requires a lot of maturity and discipline to pull off. People will lie, judge, love, hate, be selfish and be hyprocrites at one point or another. Don’t act surprised or self righteous when it happens. I hate it when people judge and forget their own flaws
I’m about to make some of these w/Adrian
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Sean Connery
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